About

Listen, I’m an asshole.  But people tend to gravitate towards me, craving my attention, trying to get close to me.  Ultimately, they get frustrated by my mysterious ability to remain a loner.  What’s funny about that is that I spend most of my time generally not giving a fuck about people.  Don’t get me wrong; I’m not your typical sit-at-home-and-masturbate kind of asshole.  I’m a social butterfly, funny guy of the group, and life of the party.  

This entire blog is an explanation.  It’s an explanation of what I want from you - of why I want you.