October 2011
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Are you looking at my boobs?
Woman at coffeeshop: “Uh, excuse me, are you looking at my boobs?”   I replied, “No, well, yes, and they’re very nice, but I noticed the book you’re reading is made out of paper.  What decade do you live in?” - Post sponsored by Amazon Kindle.
Oct 15th
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Why I drink Coffee in the Morning.
I drink coffee in the morning because otherwise I can’t poop.
Oct 2nd
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Women During PMS
Oct 2nd
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Earth Girls Are Easy
Earth girls are easy. You may be thinking to yourself “Mmhmm, I’ve been trying for years.  They’re not easy.”  Well, you’re wrong, and allow me to explain.  First off, you want date rape drugs…I mean no!  Wait, I got off on a bad start.  Here’s what you must do: Be an asshole.  Hot girls can’t stand rejection, so if you’re an asshole to them, and act as if they are just a slab of shit that...
Oct 1st