September 2011
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Tangible Ego
The more attention you give to my ego, the larger it gets. My penis is a physical representation of my ego.
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All 50 States
Some asshole pissed me off, so I told a story about him.
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Man Vs Dildo
Let’s talk about dildos. A dildo is a fake penis made to fit specific needs. It is artificial intelligence programmed to be good enough to assume a penis’ position in bed. It is a robot designed for the sole purpose of being better than a normal penis.
There are many types of dildos made out of many different materials. I’ve seen dildos made out of rubber, dildos made out of plastic, metal,...
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“When I think about the number of rapes in the world today, I hold a rather...”
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“I apologize in advance for never calling you again after we have sex tonight.”